1. Coffee – proven to reduce blood flow to the brain by 52%. Sedates to pain, increases fake feelings of emotional satisfaction, provides instant energy regardless of health status, helps get the sedated slave to the job they don’t like. Reduces rebellion potential in the slave class by making sure the slave stays partially or entirely disconnected from the own nervous system and the full weight of their misery. Video below…

2. Garbage Carbohydrate Based Foods – shove these foods in your mouth, as these fast acting sugar/carb based items are also proven to sedate the nervous system, acting as an efficient tranquiler to the pain that you’ll feel chasing your own tail for 30 years in a row. You get 25 years in prison for murder but you get 30 years for getting the best grades, but don’t think about that…keep sedating. Consuming these sedative substances along with coffee maximizes the get up and go that a slave needs to get to the plantation on time, with a big fake smile on their face. Be one with the army of smiling depressives. Be one with the borg. If you haven’t figured it out yet, these drugs (sorry foods) are the exact ones endorsed by your slave masters in the USDA Food Pyramid or Canada Food Guide. Bread, jams, fruit juices, milk, yogurt, muffins, bagels, granola, cereal, pasties, donuts etc. When you’re a slave and you don’t want to feel the full weight of your slavery, you need slave food to keep the illusion moving down the track. Smoking weed or cigarettes is also highly encouraged at this time of day in order to keep the mental fog rolling through the mind. Don’t be late and make sure that fake chemical is plastered over your face, before you get into the slave camp for your shift. http://amzn.to/2ppVxZT

3. Propaganda Based Radio – as you get into the car already heavily sedated or as you’re driving to the coffee shop to get your extra large cup of lobotomy, you’ll need a real good mainstream radio station that advertises your slavery as the best you can do, fun and something really groovy. Crank the tunes and pump your fist out the window, all the way to the corporate slave camp you call home. Forget your family. Bond with big brother and the corporation. Thanks to the radio you’ll know that there’s a charity drive serving donuts for cancer and that there’s spaghetti dinner raising money for diabetes. Sure that sounds fucking stupid but the radio will dress it up so it sounds really altruistic. It’s not only your life that sucks and doesn’t make any sense, it’s everyone’s and that will make you feel great about your own personally misery and futility. You get weather updates, which you’re looking at anyway, you’ll get your lie based upgrades from your corrupt governemnt institutions and you get the sports scores so you can pretend that “you won” and that “you’re part of a team”, which is great for you because you didn’t win anything and you’re really on “team slave” but just crank up the radio and dive head first into the illusion. The radio will also let you know where you can get your free vaccines, your free medical drugs, your free govenrment hand outs, your free charity based poisons and your free wheel chair ramp. All part of the freedom program (the FREE-DUMB PROGRAM) operating in your community. May the odds be ever in your favor. https://bit.ly/2G1PG4p