This from a Canadian government website, regarding Canada’s claim that it eliminated the measles in 1998 and confirmed an elimination of the measles in 2016. This claim made when the MMR vaccine (the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine) is a live virus vaccine….meaning it contains live measles, mumps and rubella viruses. A typical Canadian reading this information would believe that measles doesn’t exist in Canada (as it hasn’t existed for a certain stretch of time) but the measles virus is LIVE in every MMR vaccine. And if you think that’s stupid, hold on…….because getting the measles is a listed potential side effect of getting the measles vaccine.
If you’re looking for a job in government please remember these steps a) claim measles doesn’t exist in Canada when LIVE measles viruses exist in every MMR vaccine across the country (so don’t look too hard for the measles virus you claim you’re looking for) and b) claim viruses are bad and that they need to be avoided to stay healthy but the best way to do that is to inject the live measles virus under your skin, so you can potentially get the measles from a virus that isn’t supposed to be anywhere in your country…….but you just injected that LIVE VIRUS under your skin, just to be safe.
And one more thing…….when people in Canada get the measles, blame people from other countries, instead of blaming the needles full of live measles viruses that you’re injecting into everyone here. If you’re willing to take that exact moronic stance or anything close to it, you’re completely qualified to work in government. MMR vaccine insert at this added link, adverse side effects start at bottom of page 6. The fact that this vaccine contains LIVE VIRUSES is the first line on the insert…https://www.fda.gov/do…/BiologicsBloodVaccines/UCM123789.pdf
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