Sheep hunting season starts today in North America. Bait your traps accordingly. The best camouflage gear is still a long white lab coat, just like last year. Be patient as they approach the bait and then strike quickly, pumping them with the needles full of vaccine poison. Multiple injections work best of course. Good luck this year hunters. May the odds be ever in your favor. Whom ever bags the most sheep will get the usual prizes……..the bigger house, the bigger pay cheques, various government promotions, front page of the paper acknowledgements and longer vacations. Don’t forget the calls that bring the sheep within striking distance like “vaccines are safe and effective” and “vaccines don’t cause Autism”. Shout those calls out loudly and display the bait in an open area. The sheep are more sheepy than ever before, so it should be a bumper crop. Don’t let them have the toxic donut unless they comply with toxic injection. You don’t want to waste your sheep bait. Inject the toxic vaccine first and then provide the toxic donut. Inject the poison, eat the poison. In that order. That drops them to the ground or causes their brain damage, most effectively. Best of the season to everyone.