The Rise of the Pro-teen……The Life Long Professional Teenager

When you go to the bar in this day and age, compared to even when I frequented the bar scene years ago, the age distribution is very different. You see more older people doing everything teenagers used to do. This is what I call The Proteen, the professional life long teenager, an illogical yet frantic clinging to anything that’s youthful, the adults who have never grown up, the teenagers living in adult bodies, the adults who are stuck mentally…..25 years in the past. The teenager who is actually 45-55 years old.

This is the same at the tattoo parlors, on the local sport’s fields, in the teen clothing stores and is even reflected in the dreams of the supposed adults who live in our society. No one wants to grow up and there are firm mind controlled based reasons for that, but that’s another post altogether. First we must introduce the concept and the new word “the proteen….the professional life long teenager.”

I remember a friend coming toward me at my place of business, walking up to the front desk. Flat brim ball cap, big chain hanging outside his shirt, high as a kite on weed, telling me to come see his new sports car (but he can’t afford organic), telling me about his drunken party with “the honeys” the night before, showing me his new tattoo etc etc. He’s 47. I’m just studying the situation and hoping the aliens abduct me sooner or later from down here (on planet mental asylum) but there’s always good writing material in my every day encounters. Does anyone have a personality that’s not directly downloaded from a teen movie or youth based music video? How can I be the only one seeing this? This is all about a first class, 5 star, joy ride into the abyss and it’s hard to believe that this many people are falling for this dis-empowering hypno horse shit.

This is also not gender specific, as no one really wants to embrace the societal responsibility of being a real adult and leading by example for the youth to follow. Back to the bar where teenagers are acting, thinking and behaving like teenagers……….but then you have a table of 50 year olds, right next to them , doing the same on every level. How do you think all this is going to work out? It won’t accomplish anything but flush our entire society into the shitter. This is just another well planned psy-op based on celebrating and promoting the youthful lifestyle, as the only safe lifestyle to be living and where all the fun is to be found.

Real adults are responsible and moral, so they’re generally hard to govern. Children, not so much. So the final solution for our human farmers is to make every person in our society child like and watch the ease of tyrannical governance rocket skyward. This is why every Friday night Facebook is drowning in alcohol selfies and every other form of teenage based narcissism……..but the people taking snap shots of themselves acting like teenagers are literally nearing their retirement years. Like moths to a flame or like lemmings right off a cliff. Reminds me of the book “Amusing Ourselves to Death“.

I’m personally going to retire soon and that’s going to be “fun” because that’s an adult goal, inside an adult life. Getting shit faced down at the bar and then getting a snake tattoo down your leg when you’re 48 is, for the lack of a better phrase…child like and the decoration of an empty life! There’s your new word of the week folks. The pro-teen, the professional life long teenager, someone who makes it their full time job (in their adult life) to never grow up. Being a proteen is always advertised as funny and about living the good life…….but it’s inverted and all about embracing a type of modern day slavery that only children would enjoy. Are you embracing the teenage lifestyle in your golden years? Have you been tricked to be a proteen? Take a look. You may be surprised. Interesting videos below……..regarding how adult infants are taking over our culture and how these life long professional teenagers have been the downfall of many societies throughout history.

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5 Comments

  1. Marke Normandale

    We used to call it the Peter Pan syndrome. Although I must admit, the numbers are much higher than 50 years ago when life had more structure than it does today.

  2. Miss Scott

    Its a sad truth.
    One we are confronted with on a daily basis.
    Unless the cycle is broken, it will continue.
    The sheep will be sheep.
    Its stressful for those whom are awake.
    Those whom are trying to enlighten/wake up the sleeping.
    Its enough to make you want to move to Greece and focus on your family.
    I can see it sometimes in your writing. (The frustration).
    I appreciate your articles. They are informative and at times comedic.
    I hope you never lose your touch/passion for writing.
    Thank you Jason

    • Jason Christoff

      Many days I am told by the great whispers in the wind that there are two types of humans, ones who know and ones who don’t know. Those whispers tell me to stop trying to save people who don’t care and that everyone else will be OK. I keep trying to process this, regarding what my next move is. I know what’s going on and often I get told that I shouldn’t drag the weight of the world behind me. Thanks for at least seeing the conflict. Cheers Miss Scott.

  3. Lidia

    If you have the will and strength to continue doing what you are doing, please don’t give up. You are inspirational and motivational. When I feel like I am loosing the will to continue educating and informing others, I take your resilience as motivation to carry on. Your knowledge has been the icing on the cake to stuff I have found out and learned. Thank you for all you do, Jason!

  4. Mother

    This exactly happened to me when I turned up in a restaurant
    /bar to meet my daughters and their friends for a birthday celebration, I joined them after they had eaten and my daughters party of good looking girls in their 20s had been getting hit on by an ugly bunch of old men similar to your photo above. They were too far gone to understand the inappropriateness or understand that I was the parent and what a parents natural reaction would be – they were my age. I blame this on booze culture.
    There is another type of eternal teenager fuelled by Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell movies….where it is seemingly funny for a grown man to act semi-retarded for the laughs. Good article.